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EToys: 30% Off Hover Car!

EToys has a bunch of toys on sale for up to 65% off. 22 pages in all by last count. I spent some time flipping through and came to the following conclusion: the toys of today pale by comparison to the toys of my yesteryear. Everything looked pretty terrible.

Until I came across what looked like a run of the mill awesome remote control car until I discovered that this was no ordinary remote control car, it was a hover car! In the last 15-20 years, they've actually figured out a way to make remote control cars fly slightly above the ground! And even better, it's just $49.99, which is $30 cheaper than full price. What a time to be alive!

I guess it's also worth looking through the other on-sale stuff, but mostly it's Star Wars models for nerds, Little Mermaid sleeping bags, and other stuff I couldn't even comprehend.

|Up to 65% Off toys sale at EToys here|

Unlocked Moto Razr $129.99

One time I killed my cellphone by dropping it in a cereal bowl. The milk shorted out the phone. I was trying to eat breakfast and do a conference call at the same time, and I just didn't have enough hands. Another time a guy I know had his phone clipped to his swimsuit and jumped into the pool. Point being, phones break and die all the time, and the awful cellphone carriers think this is their chance to lock you into a new contract and/or sucker punch you with a full retail priced phone. But you don't have to succumb to this dastardly chicanery!

Pick up this unlocked Razr for just $129.99 and pop your perfectly-functioning SIM card in. You'll be all set.

Office Depot: $30 off $150 Purchase

Use coupon code 74796119 at checkout for $30 off a $150 Office Depot office supply purchase.

Downside: This code doesn't work on cool stuff like electronics.

Upside: 17,000 of the paper clips pictured here would ordinarily set you back $150, but now you can get them for just $120.

That means you're paying just 7/10th of a cent per clip instead of the outlandish 9/10th of a cent they would ordinarily set you back.

TigerDirect: 19" LCD Monitor $159.99

If you have a lot of wide stuff to view on your computer screen, you'll probably want a widescreen monitor. This one from I-Inc is an astonishingly cheap $159.99. Here are some details:

I-Inc TW-191D 19-inch WXGA LCD Monitor with Speakers
Enjoy vividly realistic picture quality with I-Inc's TW-191D 19-inch Widescreen XGA LCD Monitor with Speakers. The TW-191D features a widescreen LCD TFT screen with WXGA+ (1440 x 900) resolution. This outstanding LCD monitor offers 300-nit brightness, 700:1 contrast and 16.2 million displayable colors. Enjoy streak and ghost free images, thanks to the TW-191D's 5ms response time. Integrated speakers offer a complete multimedia experience and space-saving convenience. And you'll be able to connect your computer to the I-Inc TW-191D monitor with DVI and VGA connections.

Click here for more info.

Sharper Image: 50% Off Wood Grill Set

This weekend I had to use a plastic spatula for the ol' Memorial Day grilling. That was awful because it partially melted. If you had a similar problem, pick up this built-to-last Sharper Image high-end grill set. You can pick it up for $59.98, 50% off the usual price of $119.95, with any other Sharper Image purchase (even something cheap).

• Impressive barbeque tools boast great balance and heft — impervious to moisture and chemicals; and resisting shrinkage, cracks and warping.
• Tools are full-tang, gleaming stainless steel.
• Stamina Wood handles offer luster of wood but durability of synthetic.
• Includes large spatula with serrated edges and integrated opener; grill fork; tongs; silicone basting brush; and a grill-cleaning brush with two extra heads.
• Each tool nests in a faux-leather case.

50% off Sharper Image Wood/Stainless steel grill set

Amazon: Pre-order Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 50% Off

Are you curious which characters are about to die? Find out in Harry Potter #&!

If you pre-order book 7 from Amazon, you'll get it the day it comes out and for half price. Plus, it's eligible for free shipping.

50% off Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows at Amazon.